House of Locos

You Bring The Tequila, I’ll Bring The Bad Decisions T-Shirt

PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA

$29.99

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Note for T-Shirts: Order 1 size up for traditional/looser fit.

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Spice up your party vibes with our You Bring The Tequila, I’ll Bring The Bad Decisions T-Shirt - a bold and hilarious tribute to unforgettable nights and good company. This shirt features hand-drawn tequila bottle artwork, a lime wedge, and Mexican-inspired decorations with dotted sunray accents that make it a true standout.

Crafted for comfort and built to turn heads, this graphic tee is perfect for taco Tuesdays, tequila tastings, BBQs, fiestas, or that one friend who always brings the fun (and maybe a little chaos). Whether you’re the tequila-bringer or the bad-decision-maker, wear it with pride.

Size guide

	LENGTH (inches)	WIDTH (inches)	CHEST (inches)
XS	27	16 ½	31-34
S	28	18	34-37
M	29	20	38-41
L	30	22	42-45
XL	31	24	46-49
2XL	32	26	50-53
3XL	33	28	54-57
4XL	34	30	58-61

Why Shop With Us

Repping Culture, Humor, y Mucho Amor

Our Mexican-themed clothing brings the fiesta to your closet — bold, funny, and full of cultura. Whether you're repping tamales, tacos, or abuela's chancla, we've got you covered (literally). Customers say it’s like wearing orgullo — and we agree. 100% satisfaction, 100% puro corazón.

5 Star Reviews

We don’t just sell ropa con estilo - we treat you like familia. Fast shipping and customer service that actually cares. Got a question? We got you, no stress, no drama. Our 5-star reviews say it all — people love the quality y el sazón. Join the crew that reps cultura con corazón - and gets treated right.

Shipping & Delivery

Every piece we make is hecho just for you — on demand, con mucho cariño.

Why? Porque we want each item to be as unique as tú and your cultura.

As soon as you order, we get to work: printing, packing, and shipping your gear within 1–2 business days.

Most of our customers in the U.S. get their package in just 3–7 days (pero during holiday season, it might take 7–10).

We keep it fast, fresh, y con estilo — just how you like it. 💃🏽📦🔥