House of Locos

Te Calmas O Te Calmo T-Shirt for Women

PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA

$29.99

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Let everyone know you’re not the one to mess with in this bold and hilarious “Te Calmas O Te Calmo” T-Shirt. Featuring a popular Mexican phrase packed with attitude and humor, this tee is perfect for those who keep it real and speak their mind. Whether you’re rocking it at a family carne asada, hanging out with friends, or just making a statement, this shirt brings the heat.

Made with soft, breathable fabric and a relaxed unisex fit, it’s as comfortable as it is cheeky. Great as a gift or a conversation starter, this shirt is a must-have for anyone who knows how to keep things under control… or make sure they do.

Perfect for:
Fans of Mexican slang
Latinx humor lovers
Sassy gift ideas
Everyday casual wear

Available in multiple colors and sizes. Grab yours now and let the world know—Te calmas… o te calmo!

Size guide

	LENGTH (inches)	WIDTH (inches)	CHEST (inches)
S	28	18	34-37
M	29	20	38-41
L	30	22	42-45
XL	31	24	46-49
2XL	32	26	50-53
3XL	33	28	54-57
4XL	34	30	58-61

Why Shop With Us

Repping Culture, Humor, y Mucho Amor

Our Mexican-themed clothing brings the fiesta to your closet — bold, funny, and full of cultura. Whether you're repping tamales, tacos, or abuela's chancla, we've got you covered (literally). Customers say it’s like wearing orgullo — and we agree. 100% satisfaction, 100% puro corazón.

5 Star Reviews

We don’t just sell ropa con estilo - we treat you like familia. Fast shipping and customer service that actually cares. Got a question? We got you, no stress, no drama. Our 5-star reviews say it all — people love the quality y el sazón. Join the crew that reps cultura con corazón - and gets treated right.

Shipping & Delivery

Every piece we make is hecho just for you — on demand, con mucho cariño.

Why? Porque we want each item to be as unique as tú and your cultura.

As soon as you order, we get to work: printing, packing, and shipping your gear within 1–2 business days.

Most of our customers in the U.S. get their package in just 3–7 days (pero during holiday season, it might take 7–10).

We keep it fast, fresh, y con estilo — just how you like it. 💃🏽📦🔥