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House of Locos

El Viejo Definition Tank Top – Stay Cool, Stay Legendary

El Viejo Definition Tank Top – Stay Cool, Stay Legendary

PRINTED IN & SHIPPED FROM USA
$29.99
$29.99
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Aged like fine tequila and twice as bold – the El Viejo Definition Tank Top is made for the OGs who’ve earned every wrinkle and laugh line. Featuring a witty, dictionary-style print of “El Viejo,” this tank brings the perfect mix of humor, respect, and Latino pride to your warm-weather wardrobe.

Whether you're grilling in the backyard, hitting the beach, or just flexing those seasoned muscles, this El Viejo tank top keeps it cool with a breathable cotton blend and a relaxed fit. It’s a funny and stylish tribute to the guy who's still running the show – just with a little more back pain.

Why You’ll Love It:

Bold “El Viejo” definition graphic for maximum laughs

Lightweight and breathable – perfect for summer
Ideal gift for dads, abuelos, tíos, or the local OG
Because age isn’t just a number — it’s a whole vibe.

Snag your El Viejo Definition Tank Top and show ‘em how the real ones do it.

Size guide

  BODY LENGTH (inches) BODY WIDTH (inches)
XS 26 16 ¼
S 27 18 ¼
M 28 20 ¼
L 29 22 ¼
XL 30 24 ¼
2XL 31 26 ¼

Why Shop With Us

Repping Culture, Humor, y Mucho Amor

Our Mexican-themed clothing brings the fiesta to your closet — bold, funny, and full of cultura. Whether you're repping tamales, tacos, or abuela's chancla, we've got you covered (literally). Customers say it’s like wearing orgullo — and we agree. 100% satisfaction, 100% puro corazón.

5 Star Reviews

We don’t just sell ropa con estilo - we treat you like familia. Fast shipping and customer service that actually cares. Got a question? We got you, no stress, no drama. Our 5-star reviews say it all — people love the quality y el sazón. Join the crew that reps cultura con corazón - and gets treated right.

Shipping & Delivery

Every piece we make is hecho just for you — on demand, con mucho cariño.

Why? Porque we want each item to be as unique as tú and your cultura.

As soon as you order, we get to work: printing, packing, and shipping your gear within 1–2 business days.

Most of our customers in the U.S. get their package in just 3–7 days (pero during holiday season, it might take 7–10).

We keep it fast, fresh, y con estilo — just how you like it. 💃🏽📦🔥

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Wear our apparel and get lots of compliments and laughs !

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